Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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