Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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