Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
kristin has been a bad kristin
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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