so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
accomplished twins. life is a go
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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