when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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