Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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