How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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