Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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