remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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