If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I wish you could order shots online.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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