Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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