Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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