Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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