So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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