***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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