Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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