if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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