so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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