But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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