perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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