So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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