Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This is my gift to your gina
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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