the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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