I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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