one two three fourrrrnication!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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