Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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