have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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