I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
