he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
