So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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