Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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