3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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