My first STD was from a foam party
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
God, I missed his penis.
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