are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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