It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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