she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
