You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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