My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
When did angry sex become our thing?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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