My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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