He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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