Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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