I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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