I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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