Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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