You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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