found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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