she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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