i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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