The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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