She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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